Begat: According to Matt is the first and only book ever published [unverified] to include a petition to boycott itself, signed by the author! Trust me, you'll either want to read it twice or burn it once. I sure did.

What's inside?

(Great Question!)

188 pages of color ink on premium paper!
Three different font colors. THREE!
Did I already mention 189 illustrations?
Fun Quotes! (Wait. Who said what?)
A freakin' table of contents!
Welcome! (Hello!)
HILARIOUS preface! LOL
Experimental glossary placement!
Instructions! (You're welcome!)
The actual anti-story story (Finally!)
A wickedly fun quiz! (Uh oh!)
A petition to boycott this book!
And a gobsmacking cover to boot!
He even numbered the damn pages!

hurry!

Buy your copy today, or someone else will!