“This book is a crime scene. Every reader is a victim.”
“If this book were any better, it’d almost be good enough to be considered bad. Almost.”
“Dude, what book were we talking about?”
“My cockatoo refused to poop on pages ripped from this stupid book. So, I did it for him. How’s that for a blurb?”
“This book is better than the Bible! Don’t quote me on that. Use this one instead: ‘Satan has reared his ugly head, and he has a wicked sense of humor!’ No. That still sounds too positive. Maybe…”
“I loved the brilliant twist at the end, when everyone dies!”