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MOSTLY DISAPPOINTING REVIEWS


 
This book is a crime scene. Every reader is a victim.
— crooked cop
 
 
If this book were any better, it’d almost be good enough to be considered bad. Almost.
— disgruntled rodeo clown
 
 
Dude, what book were we talking about?
— random stoner
 
My cockatoo refused to poop on pages ripped from this stupid book. So, I did it for him. How’s that for a blurb?
—  former friend
 
 
 
This book is better than the Bible! Don’t quote me on that. Use this one instead: ‘Satan has reared his ugly head, and he has a wicked sense of humor!’ No. That still sounds too positive. Maybe…
— Pope Francis (attributed)
 
 
I loved the brilliant twist at the end, when everyone dies!
— some asshole that just spoiled the ending for everyone